So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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