There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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