i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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