Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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