He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
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I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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