Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
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Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
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YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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