My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
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If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
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If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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