But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
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Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
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He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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