have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I faked an abortion last night.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Randomize
