I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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