He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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