Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
he was CRYING into my vagina
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
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