These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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