I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
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It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
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I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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