You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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