I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Randomize
