i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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