I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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