Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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