Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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