If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
