No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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