Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
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I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
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You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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