I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
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Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
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We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
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He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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