Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
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she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
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Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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