Apparently you make a good broom.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
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He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
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It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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