I love black thongs
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
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