If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
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karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
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I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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