i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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