My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
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I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
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Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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