oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
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Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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