I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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