I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
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Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
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Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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