how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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