kristin has been a bad kristin
I met the friendliest cop last night
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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