I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
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i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
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Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Then you guys just all showered together...?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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