Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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