Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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