Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
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I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
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You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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