He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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