I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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