we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
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