So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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