you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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