Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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