Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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