yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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