I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
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Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
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I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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