Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
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Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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