the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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