Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
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Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
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Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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