My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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