were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
