apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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